There are many things I could say about Moo Moo, but words wouldn't be enough to describe what a fantastic, spiritual, and amazing creature she was. She completely changed my outlook on life forever, and quite frankly, I don't know what I'll do without her from here on out. To have known her was to have known a saint. |
The thing Moo Moo loved the most was FOOD. And I'm certain, that even now, the ones in charge of caring for animals that have gone over the Rainbow Bridge, are running out of ideas on how to keep that dog satiated for even ten minutes. Likewise, now that her sense of sight and smell have been fully restored, everyone will have to guard their plates 24/7. St. Francis of Assisi has been on a marathon cooking spree ever since you entered Heaven Moo Moo.
I hope they finally find a heavenly doggy coat that fits her because I certainly couldn't find one here on Earth. She was too big to fit into anything for her breed! That's what happens when you eat so much Moo Moo - you don't even fit into the plus-sized jackets.
Moo Moo, you looked great at twelve years-old, gray fur and all - such a blessing. In the future, when I'm older and putting on creams & makeup to hide my wrinkles, I'll look at your photographs and always be jealous of your natural beauty. You were sleek and sexy right to the very end. I'm sure all the other male dogs that have passed over the Rainbow Bridge are drooling over you. They certainly drooled over you in life, and now that you've probably been restored to something like "21" in dog years, you're definitely the Marilyn Monroe of the animal afterlife.
Moo Moo you broke the bank with all of your little expenses here and there. But that's okay. We both love to leech off of mommy. It's good to be a kept woman - I concur. Keep it up in the afterlife. Don't move a paw. Have the cabana boy doggies bring you a chocolate-covered almonds on silver platters, as you lie on a hammock on a cool beach listening to Merengue.
But most importantly Moo Moo, stay as happy as you always were. Mommy and I will manage here on Earth, but we're going to need your help as we go through life. Put in a good word for us "mija". We'll need all the help (la pala) we can get. Give us creativity, health, happiness, peace of mind, awesome luck, a lot of good anime throughout the years, and a diet/exercise regime that actually works. I know you can do all of this now that you're a heavenly muse. You have Rico, Suave, Nun, Priest, Green, & your cousin Lucky to help you, and someday, all your other feathered and furry sisters & cousins will join you.
Since this earthly life is a temporary one, and life goes by in the blink of an eye, consider what you have now a vacation, because once mommy, mami, and I get to where you are, I know - I KNOW - we're going to have a million "Cosas a Hacer" (Things to Do). See you later Moo Moo.
Lend Me a Pup
I will lend to you for a while, a pup, God said,
He'll bring his charms to gladden you and (should his stay be brief)
I've looked the whole world over in search of teachers true
I fancied that I heard them say "Dear Lord Thy Will be Done,"
But should you call him back much sooner than we've planned,
When our faithful bundle departs this world of strife,
Moo Moo's People Parent(s), Gabriela, would appreciate knowing you have visited their Moo Moo's Memorial Residency.