by Ricky
The first day I set eyes on junior, I was in love. It was our first dinner
together as a family. Lynette had invited me over to meet her family and
scotty and michael were scoping me out as her potential husband. Well, once I
set my eyes on junior, I was in love, and I knew that the only way I would be
able to see junior again would be to propose to Lynette. Junior licked my
lips in a way no other woman had. Please don't tell Lynette, but the true
love of my life will always be junior. In fact, junior and I had been having
secret rendevous at the corner hydrant, unbeknownst to her father, Sir Scotty.
She told me that she could never leave her father for a cad like me.