I sometimes scare people -- I don't mean too
I don't know why some people are so scared -- they just don't know

I want to play and show my affection
Can I sit on your lap? Can we walk? Should we just take a nap?

I want to play and show my affection too
Yes you can sit on my lap, sure let's walk, we can just nap

I don't mean to slobber, it just happens naturally
I will try to snore quietly; it really means I am so happy
I will try not to get underfoot, but I do love being so close
I can not control my hair, it falls at will
I will try to keep my wrinkle clean and to be neater at the water bowl

I don't mind the slobber
I amaze at your snore
I love being so close to you too
Your hair can be cleaned
I will help you with your wrinkle; do I need to fill the water bowl again?

Do you want to sit on my lap? How about a walk? We can just nap.
I would love to sit on your lap, or take a walk, maybe we should just nap