There was a crooked cat
That walked the crooked mile
He had a crooked tail
And a crooked smile

This crooked cat called Garfield
Always had his crooked way
He ruled the crooked town
And became the crooked mayor

Garfield had his crooked way
With the females of crooked town
The kitties born had crooked eyes
Along that crooked mile

Now along that crooked mile
There is a crooked furmily
With lots of crooked smiles
They went along that crooked mile.