I awoke to hear a splash
which made me suddenly dash,
To the bathroom where i'd find
a six foot giant trying to hide.
In the huge tube she sat
"Get away, you nosey cat"

So i left, straight out the door
not knowing it was forever more.
Into the kitchen, i prance
getting not even a mere glance
From the bearded man who sat at the table
who only saw people and not the labels.

The were a kind bunch really, I loved them so
I went to the garden where i met a crow.
My instincts took over and i began the chase
the birds were squaking and i began to lose face.
Before i knew it i was on the road,
with a car coming fast i left,
straight out the door
now knowing it was forever more.